good excuses to have sex:
lordsteve: -the pizza hasn’t arrived yet -the pizza is here -we are eating the pizza
macaroni and cheese is the greatest thing that's...
imfamousontumblr: singing “No Scrubs” by TLC as you walk through a hospital and laugh at their unattractive clothing choice of scrubs
cashcrab: On December 21, 2012, the world wont end, but a giant screen in Times Square will start displaying a slide show of every shirtless cell phone mirror pic ever taken, one after another, and there will be nothing anyone will be able to do about it.