March 2011
293 posts
macaroni is my only love
forever and always
fuckyourwolves:
Mormons who love Lady Gaga
Little Mormsters
Sons who love Lady Gaga
Little Sonsters
People who love Ranch Dressing but also love Lady Gaga
Little Ranchsters
Conch shells that love Lady Gaga
Little Conchsters
When Taylor Momsen loves Lady Gaga
Little Momster
Fat people who love Lady Gaga
Little Tonsters
Fonts that love Lady Gaga
Little Fontsters
Asians that love Lady...
Girls are cats
scout-pilgrim:
They like to sleep
They only want to cuddle when you’re busy
Mess up once and they hate you forever
Unless you buy them something they really really love
They hide the fact that they poop
why did the chicken commit suicide?
plankt0n:
to get to the other side
February 2011
261 posts
Message me a letter and I’ll tell you my favorite thing that starts with that letter.
3 tags
party at my house tonight
hope my room doesn’t end up smelling like weed
hope we all don’t start making out and touching each other
hope we don’t get raped when we go out to get food
hope my mom doesn’t mind
sex in the library
it actually was pretty good
WHAT A SURPRISE
2 tags
aw mom brought me lemonade
she put a slice of a lemon in it
a REAL lemon! what a cute mom
sex in the library
imadevarsity:
touchmypegasus:
imadevarsity:
touchmypegasus:
it actually was pretty good WHAT A SURPRISE
I knew that was going to happen. I hate him.
i had no idea it was going to happen
i was like “i’m tired, i kinda just want apple juice and then i think i’m gonna go home and nap” and he said i should go to the library with him and that i could give him oral sex if i wanted
so i...
sex in the library
imadevarsity:
touchmypegasus:
it actually was pretty good WHAT A SURPRISE
I knew that was going to happen. I hate him.
i had no idea it was going to happen
i was like “i’m tired, i kinda just want apple juice and then i think i’m gonna go home and nap” and he said i should go to the library with him and that i could give him oral sex if i wanted
so i went cause i...
Kids stuck in toilets
somehomo:
asianmaddy:
I’m Squidward. You’re Squidward. WE’RE ALL SQUIDWARD.